Gregory’s Bible Stories: What God Hath Whittled
Welcome Dear Readers to this week’s edition of Gregory’s Bible Stories. Today in Sunday school Gregory couldn’t wait to get home to tell everyone about what he learned about the Garden of Eden. Let’s...
View ArticleA Visit From the Toaster Reviewer Gal!
Welcome Dear Readers! Today the Toaster Reviewer Gal was kind enough to drop by the blog and leave a copy of the cover letter she wrote for a Toaster Reviewer job she is hoping to get. Let’s take a...
View ArticleBig Bucks Barbie
Hello Dear Readers! For those of you who just woke up from a coma, congratulations! You’re just in time for Christmas!! Don’t worry if you haven’t got your shopping done yet. I haven’t either and I...
View ArticleSports Illustrated Brings Us 1963
Oh Dear Readers! Look what crossed my path yesterday at the used bookstore! Here’s 1963, Master’s Champion Jack Nicklaus singing the praises of the MacGregor Woods with their exclusive penetrating...
View ArticleSlightly Creepy Seventies Bad Poetry
Good news Dear Reaers! I was milling around my favorite thrift store yesterday when I found this poetry book written by slighty-creepy-seventies poet extraordinaire, Rod McKuen — world renowned for...
View ArticleEzekiel’s Weight Problem
Welcome Dear Readers to this Sunday’s edition of Gregory’s Bible Stories. Today in Sunday School, Gregory learned about the day Ezekiel had an unusual experience. Let’s listen in as he recounts the...
View ArticleThe Drawing Lady Teaches Us How to Draw Like Degas
Dear Readers! Good news. I have finally managed to talk the Drawing Lady into coming by the blog again to give us another drawing lesson! Now please remember, Dear Readers, that The Drawing Lady...
View ArticleThings That Got Flushed That Hadn’t Oughta
I don’t mean to brag, but I have been using “the facilities” on my own now for over fifty years, and I know, firsthand, some crazy things that got flushed that hadn’t oughta. Once, when I was four, my...
View ArticleBritish Empire Atrocities or Happy Fourth of July!
Hello Dear Readers. It seems the cold, cruel calendar will be ushering in the Fourth of July tomorrow and before I’ll even have time to get out of bed! The calendar is such a tyrant. Which brings...
View ArticleFlipping Through The Slightly-Creepy Seventies
Welcome Dear Readers! Today, if you’re not feeling a little nauseous already, I thought it might be fun to flip through this House Beautiful Magazine from everyone’s favorite icky decade: The...
View ArticleMy Brain, Peanuts, Has Four Eyes
I broke my glasses because my brain, Peanuts, placed them directly underneath where my foot was supposed to go. Peanuts and I have been wearing glasses now for 20 years due to adult onset blurriness,...
View ArticleLet’s Crochet!
Welcome Dear Readers. I’ve recently taken up crocheting. I don’t know what I’m making as yet — so far it’s just a big strip of crocheted yarn that’s getting fatter and fatter. And I’m really...
View ArticleSeven Signs You’re Addicted to Christmas Treats
Seven Signs You’re Addicted to Christmas Treats That bad elbow has been officially diagnosed as Sugar Cookie tendonitis but you don’t care, you’re never giving up your sport. If your house caught on...
View ArticleA Letter to Father Time From His Boss
Dear Father Time: Permit me to say, my dear Father Time In this letter I write you (that I’m going to rhyme) It looks like the future’s a big disappointment Take pimples, for instance, there’s still...
View ArticleFlipping Through The Slightly Creepy Seventies
Welcome, Dear Readers, to the weekend here at the blog! And because it’s Saturday, we’re just going to kick back, drink some coffee, and flip (or flick if you’re from the UK) through old magazines...
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